hippie high.

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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posted 2 hours ago with 425,895 notes

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

posted 2 hours ago with 60,537 notes

clestroying:

*looks in the mirror*

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posted 3 hours ago with 40,780 notes

sigurrossgeller:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"I’ve got a fuckin data logger on my head"
"I know lmao"

WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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posted 3 hours ago with 415,232 notes

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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posted 3 hours ago with 85,845 notes

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

tobiaswraithwall:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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posted 3 hours ago with 362,671 notes

assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

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posted 3 hours ago with 32,424 notes

sharingneedles:

don’t take nude pics if you don’t want them shared! don’t own a house if you don’t want to get robbed! don’t have money if you don’t want it stolen! don’t own a car if you don’t want it to get broken into!

posted 3 hours ago with 272 notes