hippie high.

"I think everyone in this room has an e in their name."
Ryan Haywood (via king-gavin)

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absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

posted 5 hours ago with 325,155 notes

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

posted 5 hours ago with 219,896 notes

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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posted 5 hours ago with 338,507 notes

jinjerbredman:

I thought everyone already knew this :P

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

posted 5 hours ago with 697,480 notes

teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

posted 5 hours ago with 285,863 notes

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

posted 5 hours ago with 507,131 notes

superwhohanlocked:

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

"what do you plan on doing for college?"

posted 5 hours ago with 114,264 notes

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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posted 5 hours ago with 240,264 notes

hippiesispunkz:

always reblog

posted 5 hours ago with 69,649 notes

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

posted 5 hours ago with 150,542 notes