neopetsdiva:

lady gaga turned 28 this year. madonna did that in 1624… when will the plagiarism stop?

posted 1 day ago with 73,913 notes

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

posted 1 day ago with 504,184 notes

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

posted 1 day ago with 46,281 notes

habibichic:

girl: come over

me: do you have a dog?

girl: my parents aren’t home

me: what about your dog

posted 1 day ago with 2,765 notes

theonion:

Man Surrounded By Loved Ones Feels Awkward Being Only Person Dying 

mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

posted 1 day ago with 218,422 notes

jockbf:

my next mission is to smoke weed out of weed itself. get the biggest indica stem I can find and carve a pipe. new weed meta 2k15

posted 1 day ago with 76 notes

oralcontraceptivepillsmith:

*tells someone about debilitating mental health issue*

"yeah i think everyone gets that tbh"

posted 1 day ago with 13,001 notes

webmd:

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

posted 1 day ago with 531,618 notes

tiredestprincess:

angry90slesbian:

tiredestprincess:

seriously though. a 26 year old professor with a PhD in math and physics. from scotland. with dark hair and blue eyes. brilliant and funny. he’s basically everything i’ve fantasized about since i was 15 lmao

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ok but how the hell do you have a gif this specific at the ready??

posted 1 day ago with 156 notes

lilracecar:

officialtuxedo:

What does NASA stand for?

"not another stupid alien"

posted 1 day ago with 83 notes