hippie high.

lezbe-juan-together:

when you’re around little kids too long.. 

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

posted 2 days ago with 166,109 notes

maisonmartinmargielous:

ppl falling down a flight of stairs is honestly the funniest thing because U CAN’T HELP THEM u have to wait until they reach the bottom and ur just WATCHING

posted 4 days ago with 134,143 notes

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

posted 4 days ago with 439,814 notes

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

posted 4 days ago with 290,250 notes

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

posted 1 week ago with 527,256 notes

njsnowwhite:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Ads: you’re doing it right.

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one