there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon
posted 2 hours ago with 425,895 notes
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
#turbo your fucking ass
posted 2 hours ago with 60,537 notes
WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST
posted 3 hours ago with 415,232 notes
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
posted 3 hours ago with 362,671 notes
don’t take nude pics if you don’t want them shared! don’t own a house if you don’t want to get robbed! don’t have money if you don’t want it stolen! don’t own a car if you don’t want it to get broken into!
posted 3 hours ago with 272 notes